愚人节整人英语短信

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1、 feel familiar with you so long, you are special person, very, very, rare, a remarkable silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April fool's day!

2、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯,一丝不挂地在我面前扭动,轻轻抚摸你的肌肤,我无法抵挡你的**:老板,我就要这条鱼!愚人节快乐!

3、ay your every hair fluttering wise, every cell contains the reiki, every eyes flashing bright, each behavior was full of alert。 April fool's day is coming, don't be fooled by others!

4、ool those trick on April , text messages to remind you, the fool is a fool can, happy is the premise。 Happy April fool's day is coming, I wish happy skywarp, good fortune finances tightly connected。

5、he innocent and dusty, the lively, free to fly, the intelligent packaging, let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant, walk river's lake。 My dear friends, happy April fool's day!

6、等咱有了钱,天天去做美体。想瘦哪里瘦哪里,想大哪里就大哪里。贵宾卡一次买两张,上半身用一张,下半身用一张。

7、hen you read this information, please do the following action: left hand knead the right ear, right hand knead the left ear, and stick out your tongue, standing on the street。 You will find somebody else will give you the money!

8、 wish you a powerful light duty, doing little more money near home, sleep to nature to wake everyday, salary is hand cramps, others overtime pay you!

9、ait the za riched, every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin, is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time, with a piece of upper body, lower body with a piece of。

10、ou a flash, I immediately get lost, looking at the back of you really want to keep you, I loudly tell myself can't let you go, so I on your figure to shout loudly to stop thief!

11、三十岁的男人正在学坏、抱着同一代唱着同样的爱,四十岁男人已经学坏、抱着下一代唱着迟来的爱,五十岁男人最坏、抱着第三代、唱着糊涂的爱。

12、本信息为纯粹的骚扰信息!警告还没睡的快去睡,刚睡的翻个身继续睡,睡了很久的起来上个厕所接着睡,实在不想睡的和我一起拿起手机骚扰想睡的!

13、愚弄整人月,短信发送提醒你,愚人被愚都可以,开心快乐是前提。愚人节到了,祝快乐开心闹翻天,福运财运紧相连。

14、曾有一分真挚的爱,我没珍惜,失去才后悔莫及,若能再来,我会说:我爱你。若要选表白时间,我希望是:愚人节快乐!

15、吃亏是福,不懂享福是最大的吃亏。傻人傻福,懂得装傻是最大的幸福。人傻一次容易,傻一辈子也容易,难的是该傻时傻,该精明时精明。愚人节快乐!

16、最新名词解释:高人就是指长得高的人;文人就是指经常被蚊子咬的人,凡人就是指遇到麻烦的人,愚人指的就是像你们这个特殊群体的人;祝愚人节快乐!

17、你的影响力是如此地广泛,如此地巨大,如此地深远!以至于今天我什么事都做不成,只能逗你玩儿了……愚人节快乐!

18、雨下的断断续续,引起我无限思绪,说白了就是想你,等到了风和日丽,我还带你去那片草地,但是事先约定:猪只准吃草,不准拱地!

19、he latest noun explanation: master is tall。 Literati is often bitten by mosquito, mortal refers to people in trouble, means the fool like you this special group of people; Happy April fool's day!

20、把天真尘封,把活泼捆绑,把自由放飞,把聪颖打包,让幸福无可救药。只释放一点点愚钝和无知,行走江湖。亲爱的朋友,愚人节快乐!

21、人活着真累,站着直想睡,上车得排队,吃饭没香味,喝酒还易醉,上班特疲惫,唉,就连给小狗发个短信还得收费。愚人节快乐!

22、无数次的心灵碰撞,无数次的梦幻诗意,是缘分让我们相见,是缘分让我们相恋,愿千万个祝福化作片片雪花飘落在你身边!

23、our influence is so wide, so vast, so deep! So that I can't do anything today, only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day!

24、温柔女人是金子,漂亮女人是钻石,聪明女人是宝藏,可爱女人是名画。据我考证:你应该是世界上最大的宝藏,里面装满了金子、钻石和名画。愚人节快乐!

25、祝你位高权重责任轻,钱多事少离家近,每天睡到自然醒,工资领到手抽筋,别人加班你加薪!

26、电影院内正放映《白雪公主和七个小矮人》观众廖廖无几。有人叫影院老板改片名为《一个女人和七个男人的生活》观众一下爆满!

27、我觉得熟悉你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,不同凡响的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别气愤啊!愚人节快乐!

28、你是我独家的记忆,你是我诗篇的绝句,你是我想要的甜蜜,你是我享受的脾气,你是我情人节唯一想要的奇迹,你是我生命终点的珍贵回忆。愚人节快乐!

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30、ou are my sole memory, you are my poem rhyme, you are sweet, I want you enjoy is my temper, you are my only want the miracle of valentine's day, you are the precious memories at the end of my life。 Happy April fool's day!

31、愿你的每一根头发都飘荡着睿智,每一个细胞都蕴含着灵气,每一个眼神都闪烁着聪慧,每一个举止都充满着机警。愚人节到了,千万别被别人愚弄哟!

32、一小伙娶妻贺客盈门,晚闹洞房叫新娘吟诗。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散,新娘曰:谢天谢地谢诸君,我本无才哪会吟?曾记唐人诗一句,春宵一刻值千金!

33、 disadvantage is a blessing and I don't know he is one of the biggest disadvantage。 Stupid as stupid does, is understood to be the greatest happiness。 People silly a easy, silly life is easy, the hard part is when the silly silly, the savvy savvy。 Happy April fool's day!

34、t rained off and on, cause I infinite thoughts, namely, think you wait to beautiful, I also take you to the meadow, but agree beforehand: pigs eat grass, no hog!

35、re shown in cinema Snow White and the seven dwarfs audience liao liao。 Someone called cinema owners to change the title of the life of a women and seven men, the audience packed!

36、his information is purely harassment information! Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep!

37、尊敬的用户:您的手机目前已具有提款功能,只需将sim卡取出插入提款机即可,如提款机不受理业务,请用手机用力砸提款机!愚人节快乐!

38、紧急提醒:看看你的左边,再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病,他的特征是:拿着手机东张西望。

39、ove at first sight in love with you, rather than embrace you, three days two head to come to you, no one kiss you, marry to you in five days, years not separation!

40、lease enter the user name: McDull! Please enter the password: a happy pig! Hint: the password is correct, welcome to shenzhen, state-run piggery wish enjoy your dinner!

41、espect of customer: your mobile phone has been drawing function, simply insert the sim card out cash machines, such as cash, the business is not acceptable, please use mobile hard hit a cash machine! Happy April fool's day!

42、人事经理:不好意思,你的专业和我们招聘的职位不是很对口!应聘者:啥叫不对口?难道当*****还得是“*****”这个专业的吗?

43、eople alive really tired, stand straight to sleep, get on the car to line up, eat no fragrance, drinking drunk easily, also very tired to work, alas, even to send a text message has to charge the dog。 Happy April fool's day!

44、你一闪而过,令我顿时迷失自我,望着你的背影真想把你留住,我大声告诉自己不能让你走,于是我对着你的背影大叫到:抓贼啊!

45、mergency remind: look at your left, look at your right。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness, his character is: holding a cell phone look in all directions。

46、he hearts of countless collisions, countless dream poetry, is the fate let us meet, is fate let us love, sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you!

47、ersonnel manager: sorry, your profession and our position is not very wrong! A: what is wrong? Is the premier of the state have to's premier this major?

48、当你读到此信息时,请做以下动作:左手捏右耳,右手捏左耳,并伸出舌头,站于大街上。你会发现人家会给你钱了!

49、一见钟情爱上你,二话不说抱住你,三天两头来找你,四下无人亲亲你,五天之内娶到你,六十年内不分离!

50、注意月日愚人节到了,发条短信送给人见人爱花见花开的你,请留意今天的短信都是假的。切记切记,此条为第一条。

51、ote on April , April fool's day arrived, clockwork SMS to see everybody love flowers bloom you, please pay attention to today's messages are false。 Remember to keep in mind, this is the first article。

52、请输入用户名:麦兜!请输入密码:一只快乐的肥猪!提示:密码正确,欢迎进入深圳国营养猪场,祝用餐愉快!

53、here was a true love, I didn't treasure, lost only regret, if can come again, I would say: I love you。 If you want to choose, I hope is: happy April fool's day!

54、转帐通知:我们已经将万元按要求转入你的账户,请在秒钟内确认,否则转账作废。

55、hirty men are getting bad, holding the same generation sing the same love, years old man has been getting bad, holding the next generation of singing the belated love, fifty men bad, held the third generation, singing the confused love。

56、 small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said: thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs? Remember tang poetry by the way, having a value daughter!

57、entle woman is gold, beautiful woman is diamond, intelligent woman is a treasure, a lovely woman is famous paintings。 According to my research: you should be the world's largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and painting。 Happy April fool's day!

58、hat day every time I looked at your sexy body, naked in front of me twisting, gently caress your skin, I can't resist the temptation to you: boss, I'm going to the fish! Happy April fool's day!

59、不许动!**临检!全部举起手来,嫖客站左边,野鸡站右边,没穿裤子的站中间,还在看手机,说的就是你!

60、on't move! Police raids! All held up his hand, the client station on the left, pheasant stands right and not wearing trousers standing in the middle, also in the mobile phone, say is you!

善待自己,使自己成为最好的,比善待别人更有意义。换一种心态就能换一种方式生活。一个乐观的人,在生活中,就能够笑看输赢得失,而不只认最终胜负,他们深信未来,也不抱怨现状,能够利用自己的优势,发挥自己的潜能,一步步向上攀登,而走向成功。

母爱有声,父爱无言;母爱有词,父爱无语。母爱在一针一线,一乳一沫;父爱在一点一滴,一心一意。感谢母亲,祝福父亲,节日快乐!

若再见你,不过是会心一笑,道一句:好久不见。

妇女节到短信忙,送给朋友心花放。容貌美丽不用讲,工作辛苦多繁忙。家里家外人贤良,拍手称赞美名扬。祝你节日快乐漾,开开心心烦恼忘!

不相信爱情的人,只是因为曾经沧海的心情已经不是常人能够体会。

热爱工作,投身事业,在这一过程中,抑制私心,陶冶人格,同时积累经验,提高能力。这样,才能获得周围人们的信任和尊敬。

一个幸福的人不是由于他拥有的多,而是由于他计较的少,懂得发现和寻找,且具有博大的胸襟、雍容大雅的风度。

聆听着暗夜的歌唱,遥望着星辰的陨落,不知不觉间,惆怅的思绪,泛滥了这场多情的人间。

曾经以为,伤心是会流很多眼泪的;原来真正的伤心,是流不出一滴眼泪。

眼看着离开的日子越来越近,心里不但没有了洒脱,而且多了愁绪。本以为可以释然,然而,真的去面对的时候,心里却无比愧疚与不舍!

你说过,如果没有当时的遇见,中途的相爱,最后的结束,你会不承认我们已经长大。

读书对于智慧,就象体操对于身体一样。——(英国)谚语

如果你坚持要走,我又怎能将你挽留?留住了你的人,你的心也在远方浮游;失去了你的我,从此一无所有。不过,千万别可怜我!

爱一个人不一定要拥有他,但拥有一个人,一定要去好好爱他,不要轻言放弃,否则对不起自己。不要因为没有阳光,而走不进春天不要因为没有歌声,而放弃自己的追求。

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past。我不缅怀过去的历史,而致力于未来的梦想。

给我一张爱的地址,在你的世界不再走失。

慈母手中线,游子身上衣。多少年了,我虽已成长,但在你眼里,我还是个小孩。妈妈,你受累了。在这个属于你的节日里,该是为你祝贺的,但我却远在他乡,仅借此平台送一心愿,愿妈妈你健康平安,待我回来伺候你老人家。

读书破万卷,胸中无适主,便如暴富儿,颇为用钱苦。——郑板桥

别人说真心换真情,可我却是真心换伤心。

时间像弹簧,可以缩短也可以拉长。——柬埔寨

爱亲者,不敢恶于人;敬亲者,不敢慢于人。

别离,是为了重聚。

红色喜庆飘万里,双喜彩灯喜气扬;珠联璧合天作美,牵手共进鸳鸯帐;相偎相依不离弃,永结同心到白头。愿你们相依相伴,牵手到永远!

Failure is the mother of success。失败乃成功之母。

冷淡会耗尽一个人所有的热情。

其实我很想念,某些时候,某些人,某些事…

你是我见到世界上身材最平的女人,你不是飞机场,你简直就是盆地,下雨天还会积水的那种!

请不要对我抱有太多希望,但也请别对我完全不抱希望。

有些人不抱了才温暖、离开了才不痛。

我们可以悲伤,但一定要坚强!

不是每一次邂逅都有结果,不是每一个流年都有美丽传说,不是每一种付出都有收获,不是每一个人的生日都有祝福降落:祝亲爱的朋友生日快乐!

老师说一个错题就是一种财富,我看了看我的卷子,才发现原来我是土豪。

给我一场车祸,要么失忆,要么死,要么穿越

我不是红酒高跟社会温柔姐,我只是他的女人。

本人于某月某日将举行告别单身仪式,在这神圣的时刻,恭请大家出席,为我见证!

一般长得好看的撒个娇就能搞定的事我都得靠威胁。

我有一颗水晶般的心,但是他们都以为它是玻璃。i have a quartz heart,but they thought that it is glass

她失去的是一个爱她的人,而你失去的却是一个不爱你的人。

今天上厕所,听见隔壁传出一阵欢快的歌声:拉拉拉,拉拉拉,我是蹲坑的小行家,忘了带纸就蹲下,一边拉一边夸,今天的分量真正大,没有几秒就拉了一大把。

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