愚人节短信英文版

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1、最近表现不太好,跟我联系有些少,赶快给我道个歉,电话短信随你便,最好请我吃顿饭,我们还是好伙伴!

2、t's really good to me, you treat me as brothers, for me is very protective of him。 I want to repay you well, it's not I'm eat to braise in soy sauce elbow, you quickly come here。 Help me wash the dishes!

3、o matter where you are, as long as the face upwards long laugh, shout three I is beauty, I will appear in front of you。

4、假如我不向你求婚,我会后悔一辈子,由于你是我的惟一。愚人节快乐!

5、如果你不是摩托罗拉那种防水的手机的话,看短信时请注意,别笑得口水流到机子上,那会坏的。

6、手机保养新方法:每次开机后秒钟内,将手机放入一盆清水中浸泡分钟,手机的寿命将提高一倍。

7、如果**规定一个人一生只能找一个女子,我情愿那个人就是你,我无怨无悔,至死不渝!但偏偏**没规定……那就算了!

8、有个乌龟没事干,潜入水底下个蛋,下完蛋后去找蛋,没有发现这个蛋,要问此蛋在哪里?正把手机短信看!

9、放心,接收这条短信不会对你造成太大损失,仅仅会使你手机内存储的信息全部删除。

10、你了解宋词吗?请大声地念五遍这首宋词:暗痕春,步惊春娥怯还奔,暗眉闹姿,似纱挂,暗使歌娥摆舞。

11、 tortoise hazelnut, diving under an egg, to find egg under gone, have not found the egg, to ask where the eggs? Is the mobile phone short message!

12、ad hit me twice today, because for the first time saw my hand two report card, the second is his childhood because transcripts。

13、你的写作水平很高,你的文采也很好,你的语句也很优秀,如果再努力奋斗两三年,我看水平也跟我差不多了,哈哈,愚人节快乐。

14、你怒气冲冲的冲进某单位,嚷道:这里是动物保护协会吗?工作职员:是啊,请问是谁欺负你了?

15、我愿意一生守在你的身边,冬天做你的棉被,夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐!

16、ou cool, you cool, you drink water in the reservoir, to sleep in the tomb, the mouth flow waterfall, limbs like a sleeper, you when you're diau charn lyu bu, actually you are indigenous South Pole。

17、鸡是用做下蛋的,牛是有活就干的,猫是挨家混饭的,羊是将来烤串的,狗是让人来惯的,你是等着出圈的。

18、ou're a genius - born fool, graduated from harvard, Harbin institute of buddhist studies, looks pretty good also, this really isn't you of wrong!

19、你已在我们监视范围,不要左看右看!你现在只有把手机放在地上,然后先前走,不能回头!

20、以前我只知道,小猪不会说话,就知道哼哼,可是后来遇到了你,才知道原来你比小猪还会哼,正说你呢,你还哼!

21、经证实,你就是N年前逃亡的犯罪嫌疑人XXX,您已被警方控制,请速到**局自首。

22、ou girlfriend。may a flash I suddenly lost myself, I really want to keep you, but immersed in a memorable moment, this life I can't let you go, I cry, stop thief!

23、 live to now hasn't lied, but god let me meet you today, I finally opened can lie: you stay cool handsome。

24、爸爸今天打了我两次,第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单,第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。

25、efore, I only know that the pig can't talk, just know hum, but later met you, just know originally you than pig will hum, say, how about you, do you still hum!

26、nsider, to better enrich people's holiday life, further boost the holiday economy, for the May Day holiday this year will increase by the last seven days to ten days!

27、eep in your side, I am willing to life make your quilt in winter, summer do your electric fans。 Happy April fool's day!

28、our mandarin standard please say with me: never looked, looked prosperous Wan Wang wrist, forget the forgotten, Wan Wang Wan Wang…… Well, the dog dog don't call, eating bones。 Happy April fool's day!

29、 am a big rock, in the stand。 By one thousand years wind and rain, dream miss you。 Just for and you get to know each other, small kind son, compaction to vacate your pressure die you Lao tze not in vain!

30、你绝情一闪而过令我顿时迷失自我,我真想把你留住,但沉浸在今生难忘的一刹间,我不能让你走,我大叫:抓贼啊!

31、ppear because of the network expansion, such as your mobile information, please phone the floor to hit hard, if you have difficulty, we hours door-to-door service for free!

32、ew mobile phone maintenance methods: every boot after seconds, the phone into a basin of clear water soak for minutes, the service life of mobile phone will double。

33、s used to lay eggs, chicken cow is living on dry, the cat went very seriously, sheep are barbecue in the future, a dog is a let a person to be used, you are waiting for ones。

34、因网络扩建,您的手机如出现信息不良,请将手机使劲往地上砸,如有困难,我们小时免费上门服务!

35、警告:你的浴室在三个月前被安装了针孔摄像机,VCD将于三天后以特快专递寄给你,请注意查收!

36、mergency remind: recently could have lightning phenomenon, go out please put the phone on the head and to match the charger plug in drag in behind, used for lightning protection, remember!

37、ou have been in our monitoring scope, don't left see right to see! You now only put mobile phone on the ground, then walk earlier, can't turn back!

38、你真是个天才�D�D天生的蠢才,毕业于哈佛�D�D哈尔滨佛学院,长得也不错�D�D长得这样真的不是你的错!

39、彩票中了五百万,业务提升为骨干;房子贷款已还完,睡醒一觉变貂禅。你美了吧!

40、o furniture is lumber, understand poetry is scholar, they think of is money, the message is a fool。

41、ou stand in the crowd, the gentle wind blowing hair, as the world's most beautiful melody, echoed in my mind for a long time, I want to say: you dropped your wig to…… Today is April fool's day!

42、我是一块巨石,在此伫立多时。饱受千年风雨,望眼欲穿想你。只为和你相识,腾空将你压实,小样儿,压不死你老子不白活啦!

43、arning: your bathroom in the three months ago was installed pinhole cameras, VCD will be sent to you by DHL in three days later, please find!

44、ou angry rushed into one unit, rang way: here is the animal protection association? Working staff: yes, could you tell me who bully you?

45、f government regulations can only be a person life looking for a woman, I would rather that person is you, I complaint or regret, to die! But it happened that the government didn't rule…… That even if!

46、权威人士透露,为更好地丰富人民的假日生活,进一步拉动假日经济,今年的五一节假期将会由去年的七天增加到十天!

47、ottery in five million, promoted as the backbone of business; The house loan has also finished, wake up sleep diau charn。 You are beautiful!

48、uick turn on the television, watching channel , in a super fun super funny TV program, my belly laugh pain! The open? The vacant? Ha ha, happy April fool's day!

49、你对我真的很好,把我当亲兄弟一样对待,对我的照顾真是无微不至。我要好好报答你,这不我正吃红烧肘子呢,你快过来。帮我洗碗吧!

50、ecent performance is not very good, contact me some little, get give me an apology, phone message with you, had better ask me to eat meal, we are still good partner!

51、你有天使的面孔,魔鬼的身材,就连你放屁的姿势都那么优美。可在大庭广众之下,控制一下节奏好吗?

52、ou than mirror can reflect my faults, you than zhuangzi Renaissance, you than grandchildren and discretion。 So we all kind of call you: mirror zhuang grandson。

53、紧急提醒:近日恐有雷电现象,出门时请把手机放在头上并将充电器连线插上拖于身后,用于避雷,切记!

54、做家具的是木材,懂诗词的是秀才,众人想的是钱财,看消息的是蠢才。

55、t's proved that the fugitive suspects XXX, you are N years ago you have been controlled by the police, please surrender to the police。

56、ll say pig is very lazy, but I don't think so。 At least now, I found a pig is reading text messages。

57、est assured, receiving this message you will not cause too much loss, just can make your phone delete all stored information。

58、你酷,你酷,你喝水在水库,睡觉在古墓,嘴里流瀑布,四肢像枕木,你当你是貂禅吕布,其实你是南极土著。

59、祝你:打牌运气拉不住,豹子金花把把出,别人瞪眼你笑脸,别人掏钱你收钱。

60、f I don't propose to you, I will regret a lifetime, because you are the one for me。 Happy April fool's day!

61、his is a necessary warning you: because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that!

62、你站在人群中,被轻柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

63、你的国语标准请跟我一起念:万万望望、望旺万旺、万腕忘忘、万旺万旺……好了,狗狗别叫了,吃骨头罗。愚人节快乐!

64、快打开电视,看频道,在放超好玩超搞笑的电视节目,我肚子都笑痛了!打开了吗?茫然了吗?哈哈,愚人节快乐!

65、你比镜子还能反映我的缺点,你比庄子还博学多才,你比孙子还有谋略。所以我们都亲切的叫你:“镜庄孙子”。

66、地震不稀奇,洪水也不稀奇,火上喷发更不稀奇,最稀奇的是:小猪竟然会看信息!

67、都说猪很懒,但我不这么认为。至少现在,我发现有一头猪正在看短信。

68、ish you: playing CARDS is not luck, the leopard golden flower hang out, others stare you smile, people pay you money。

69、o you know the song? Please read aloud five times this first song lyrics: dark mark in the spring of step jing spring afraid also ran to the posture, dark eyebrow like yarn hang, dark make song moths swing dance。

70、我是冤魂,我死在你们寝室楼的地下室,去年我被肢解了,每天晚上我都向上爬,你能过来拉我一把么,我在你床边。

71、无论你在哪里,只要仰天长笑,大叫三声“我是美女”,我就会出现在你面前。

72、f you are not a MOTOROLA that waterproof phone, please pay attention to when watching SMS, don't laugh mouth water to the machines, it would be bad。

73、 am, my death in your dormitory building basement, last year I was dismembered, every night I up, can you come over to pull me a hand, I in your bed。

74、ne year old food and drink piao wager,'re incapable to steal at the age of two。 The man years rare promise, low IQ when I grew up。 Knowing that this person is you, still have to see on the bottom!

75、our writing is very high, your gift is also very good, your statement is very good also, if you hard work for two or three years, I see level also told me about, ha ha, happy April fool's day。

76、我活到如今还没撒过谎,但今天上天让我遇见你,我终于可以开张撒谎了:你帅呆酷毙了。

77、你帅你帅,头顶一窝白菜,身披一条麻袋,腰缠一根海带,自认为是东方不败,其实是衰神二代!

78、一岁吃喝嫖赌抽,两岁坑蒙拐骗偷。此人年少有出息,长大以后智商低。明知这人就是你,还要坚持看到底!

79、ou handsome you handsome, the top of the head a nest of cabbage, wearing a sack, waist a stick of kelp, thought is east don't hurt, is actually a failure god the second generation!

80、o you have a angel face, devil figure, even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under, control the tempo?

81、你将要去他方远行,真诚的朋友为你送行,凛冽的寒风挡不住我们的友情,我握住你的手说“好好改造,争取减刑”

82、这是一条你必备的警告:由于黑客侵入你的手机系统,电池即被引爆!请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记!

83、You will go to other travel, sincere friends to see you off, to resist the cold wind of our friendship, I hold your hand and said good reformation, fight for their sentence!

84、arthquake not curious, not the flood fire erupted more not rare, the most surprising is that the pig should see information!

许多人不是不愿接受新观念,而是不愿抛弃旧观念。

奋斗这一件事是自有人类以来天天不息的。——孙中山

人的一生是短的,但如果卑劣地过这一生,就太长了。——莎士比亚

爸爸的教诲像一盏灯,为我照亮前程;爸爸的关怀像一把伞,为我遮蔽风雨。祝您父亲节快乐!

我头发长长了开始化淡妆了柜子里都是长裙了帆布鞋换成高跟鞋了开始学着少说话多微笑了。

一切伟大的行动和思想,都有一个微不足道的开始。

I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想!

夜有多长,泪有多长,泪长爱更长,风雨无阻追随你跨过了一个世纪!我们在缘份的海洋中扬帆前进!

By falling we learn to go safely。吃一堑,长一智。

不要为凋零的花而惋惜;花不谢,果是不结不出的。

昨天,有人清明前去祭祀店买祭品,看到居然还有纸糊的IPHONES,问:清明烧苹果手机怕老祖先不会用啊。祭祀店老板白了一眼,说:乔布斯已经下去教了,你还瞎操心什么呀?老板停顿了下,补充道:明天上坟烧苹果s的别忘了烧充电器,小心回来找你要就不好了,回来要是小事,叫你送过去就麻烦了……

在我的世界里,你依旧纯洁,脏了的只是这个世界……

国庆节手牵手,幸福美满到永久;国庆节脸贴脸,共同踏过困难与艰险;国庆节嘴对嘴,一生一世不后悔;国庆节头碰头,共同偕老到白头!祝国庆新婚愉快!

穷人并不是指身无分文的人,而是指没有梦想的人。

拿望远镜看别人,拿放大镜看自己。

死去原知万事空,但悲不见九州同。王师北定中原日,家祭无忘告乃翁。——陆游

心里有个人放在那里,是件收藏,如此才填充了生命的空白。

关注对手是战略中很重要的一部分,但这并不意味着你会赢。

不论岁月如何变迁,世事怎样变幻,幸福和快乐永远是我们共同的人生追求和期盼!祝生日快乐,幸福久远!

失恋时,只有种可能,要么你爱她她不爱你,或者相反。那么,当你爱的人不再爱你,或者从来没爱过你时。你没有遗憾,因为你失去的只是一个不爱你的人。

所谓天才,只不过是把别人喝咖啡的功夫都用在工作上了。

想起我挽留你的样子我自己都笑了

天高云淡辞单身,全心全意为新婚。八方宾客喜相临,天上人间降祥瑞。金榜题名已多年,洞房花烛正今晚。百年好合肩并肩,花好月圆共婵娟。祝:新婚快乐

守望星空盼星雨,数落星辰许星愿。星空星雨落千粒,星辰星愿现千回。遥祝远朋行安至,笑柔挚心有相知。祝七夕快乐,爱情甜蜜。

生命不可能有两次,但是许多人连一次也不善于度过。

不管现在你对未来多困惑,多迷茫,都不要忘了树立一个目标。一个人过去或现在的情况并不重要,将来想要获得什么成就才最重要。

开黄钻就为了看你会不会出现在被挡访客里。

不要太把一个人放在心上,因为在那个人的心里你或许什么都不是。

不是所有的人都那么幸运地可以遇见对的那个人,让你义无反顾奋不顾身轰轰烈烈无耻无畏的去爱。太多人的一生,感情那么平淡,尝不了什么叫做撕心裂肺。

来是空言去绝踪,月斜楼上五更钟。梦为远别啼难唤,书被催成墨未浓。

泉水叮咚,唱着欢乐的歌曲;蝶儿翩然,跳着欢快的舞蹈;花儿绽放,传递春的气息;五一时节,邀你投入大自然。五一劳动节,祝你有个美丽的假期!

两头牛在吃草。其中一头说;“最近流行疯牛病,我们不会被传染上吧?”另一头说;“不会,我们是袋鼠啊。”已经疯了!

当一个女生对你不哭不闹,不再对你撒娇,不再欺负你,对你越来越有礼貌的时候,那么恭喜你,你彻底失去她了。

在这个繁华的世界里,我想,一个人生活会比较好,放弃寻找那颗星星,或许,我眼中的世界不再纷扰,寂寞,也许就是骨子里的。

春天的景色太美了,春天里人们的心情更美。佝偻了整整一个冬季的腰板挺直了,欢快的笑脸充满着希望。公园里又热闹起来了,照相的青年人,钓鱼的老人,捕捉昆虫的小朋友,一个个陶醉在大自然的怀抱里,流连忘返。

“他其实是爱你的”嗯这是我在别人那里听过最美的话。

最可怕的敌人,就是没有坚强的信念。

不要以为是自己本来就很粗心或相信他是一个粗心的人。遇见自己真爱的人,懦夫也会变勇敢,同理,粗心鬼也会变得细心。你要选择让你快乐的人来共度余生,而不是你必须努力取悦的那个。

强者向人们揭示的是确认人生的价值,弱者揭示的却是对人生的怀疑。

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